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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:37
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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share office space ...
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!